Agent Lynch

Here is a peak at Agent Lynch’s most popular acts, for videos please click here. To book any of these acts or to make any enquiries about these and other acts available please click here. Agent Lynch can also create a bespoke act for your event on request.

Barbarella
A fully space-suited Agent Lynch moonwalks slowly across the stage, dressed as our favourite space heroine ‘Barbarella’, as she triumphantly plants the British flag on the moon to ‘2001: Space Odyssey’ theme music. Our space vixen then reveals a sparking silver costume underneath ….prepare to be taken to intergalactic heights with flashes of sparking moon dust, lazer guns and silver space boots galore!

Technical Note: an electro version of this act is available to the cult track ‘Mars’ by Fake Blood and the flag can be changed on request.

Je T’aime
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“Je T’aime” Film by Agent Lynch and Mathieu Breliere from Agent Lynch on Vimeo.

First performed in Paris, May 2009, this is Agent Lynch’s newest and most daring show to date. A homage to the legendary 60s artist Yves Klein and the Antonioni film ‘Blow Up’ this is a visually stunning and imaginative show. The show commences with a ‘Blow Up’ style film shoot with a Super 8 cameraman. Then Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin’s legendary song ‘Je T’aime’ starts as Agent Lynch sensuously pours Yves Klein blue paint over her body, and finally prints herself on a 9ft Satin Tricolore flag, becoming ‘the blue’. The rapturous end is accompanied with a huge silver and white ticker tape shower which can be fired up to 10m in the air.

Technical Note: Agent Lynch uses fully protective backing and floor protector to ensure the staging and walls are protected, and uses fully washable paint. An Italian/La Dolce Vita version of this show is also available.

Studio 54
This show debuted at the London Burlesque Festival Press Gala 2009. Set to Donna Summer’s legendary disco track ‘I Feel Love’ this sweeping, show is an homage to the classic 60s film ‘La Decima Vittima’. The finale of which is Agent Lynch’s mirror ball robotic bra. Her most explosive show yet!

Avengers

Agent Lynch enters to the classic ‘Avengers’ TV theme and conjures a blooming rose from a flame in a homage to the original opening credits. While performing bowler hat tricks Agent Lynch conjures a silver walking cane from thin air! After a little twirling and teasing the real fun begins as she stripteases to The Kinks classic ‘All Day And All Of The Night‘ revealing what lies beneath her Emma Peel catsuit. All hail the Union Jack!

Technical Note: This act can also be performed to the James Bond theme.

Christmas Special/Happy Birthday Mr Bond.
Disguised in a huge white and pistachio green glittery present Agent Lynch slowly, and tantalisingly unwraps herself to Eartha Kitt’s ‘Santa Baby’, blowing snow at the audience and handing out presents. Agent Lynch then pops out revealing a white furry Russian Bond girl outfit. Then danger strikes but not to fear Agent Lynch discovers her target in the audience and fires her famous pistol! Bang! Bang! This is followed by a beautiful striptease as she sends 20 pearls necklaces swirling around her body to John Barry’s ‘From Russia With Love’ as a huge snow shower rains down from up to ten meters above.

Technical Note: This act is also available as a ‘Birthday version’ with Marilyn Monroe’s ‘Happy Birthday Mr President’

Miss Moneypenny

Agent Lynch’s reverse striptease begins with her as a dowdily dressed Miss Moneypenny typing at her desk. A buzzer souns with ‘M’ informing her James Bond is coming to the office in 5 minutes. Panicked Moneypenny strips out of her office wear into something more appropriate for a secret agent, realing her hidden OO’s along the way.

The Black Queens Beads

This show commences with a flowing red ostrich feather fan dance to Bob Crewe and Charles Fox ‘All The Love In You’. Then the swinging 60s ‘Black Queens Beads’ starts and Agent Lynch whips off her chain-mail and slinky white catsuit firing glittery stars from her brassiere.



A Whole Lotta Love

A real Rock’n’Roll striptease show to Led Zeppelin complete with flaming roses, leopard print, and a velvet crown

Burlington Bertie

Agent Lynch’s only 1920s show, first performed on a special commission. Agent Lynch enters dressed as a suspiciously glamorous man to the innuendo laden ‘Burlington Bertie’. Agent Lynch then changes from moustachioed man to 20s show girl, performing a classic fandance and striptease to classic and sultry ‘Minnie the Moocher’.

Lovecats

This is Agent Lynch’s silent movie inspired show to The Cure’s ‘Lovecats’. Performed with ‘Mr Cutlass’ it tells a love story between two skeletons as Mr Bones tries to win Agent Lynch’s affections at first with flowers, and then with a series of inspired comedic dance moves. Will he win her heart? A great family friendly cabaret show.